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12.06.2025 03:20

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Disney lays off hundreds of employees across film, TV and other units - CBS News
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Haunting Image Shows The Moon Deimos From The Surface of Mars - ScienceAlert
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Ryan Reynolds’ ‘Animal Friends’ Delayed to 2026 at Warner Bros. - The Hollywood Reporter
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?
No go.
Then came..
Still no good.
The Best Father’s Day Gifts On Amazon That Dads Can Actually Use - HuffPost
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
World Aquatics Takes Tough Stance on Enhanced Games - Newser
Everyone loved it.
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Loons and Moons
TRUMP memecoin ‘hasn’t pumped’ after Eric Trump says WLF will buy big stack - Cointelegraph
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So THAT'S Why Mosquitoes Bite Some People More Than Others - BuzzFeed
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What Happened at Pitchfork’s Zine Launch With Turnstile - Pitchfork
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?